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Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The recession is over, again.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Coronavirus

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

The Decline of the Euro.

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