Market Trendspotter Gifts

Ahead of the Times vs Late to the Game

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The recession is over, again.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Coronavirus

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Utility Chic.