Economic Trend Spotter Gifts

'That's me back in '98, when I was irrationally exuberant.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The Euro - R.I.P.

"Which way up do you want it?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Utility Chic.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Skinhead guppy.

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."