Market Trend Spotter Gifts

The Stock Market

"This 10,000 dow thing hasn't been the pure ecstacy I thought it would."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'I'm going to refer to an economic theory, first postulated in July, which is still applicable today.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'The recession is over, again.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

The Decline of the Euro.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

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