Financial Trendspotter Gifts

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Coronavirus

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Euro Bomb

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Utility Chic.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

#notblessed

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'First the good news.'