Financial Trend Watcher Gifts

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"Admit it, George - we didn't see this coming!"

Economic Prosperity

"Not to worry... It'll just be a slight correction."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The recession is over, again.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

The Decline of the Euro.

Euro Bomb

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

#notblessed

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Yo-Yo Sales

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"