Market Trend Watchers Gifts

Ad companies ignoring minorities even though they hold the buying power

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Emergency Hipster Beard

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The recession is over, again.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

The Euro - R.I.P.

Standard And P****d.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Travel looks strong!

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

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