Financial Market Watcher Gifts

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

The euro currency is a bomb.

Housing Market

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The recession is over, again.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Chinese stock market

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Standard And P****d.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Chinese Stock Market Crash

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'