Financial News Watcher Gifts

The Banks are Failing!

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The recession is over, again.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

Chinese stock market

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Jumping Wall Street.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

Giant merger.

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Shares Nosedive

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

Falling graphs.