Market Watcher Gifts

'Stocks dropped on news that the only certainty in life is 'uncertainty'.'

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

'Hardly worth blowing down.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"One day this will all be outsourced."

'I'm going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since this afternoon.'

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.

'I couldn't help but notice that your condition fluctuates according to the bond market.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

World Economic Crisis.

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'Stocks rise on news that there's no other place to put your money - after interest rates hit rock bottom.'

Three great regrets.

Famous Last Words

Half Price Oil Barrels

"This is what I wanted to show you, Gentlemen - a wonderful buying opportunity"

Economy - USA.

'Here's a rundown of today's stock prices...citizen uprisings...paradigm shifts...'

'Your portfolio is down and your blood pressure is up.'

"You've lost the firm thousands, but it's not the end of hte world, just your career!"

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Is this a bad time to ask about my investments?'

'Stocks dropped suddenly on the revelation that investors seeking to make a 'fast buck' often get burned.'

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"Today's mood on Wall Street was upbeat and optimistic. No one was fined or arrested."

Order Book

'We're counting on inflation.'

"No, the economy isn't growing slowly. It's growing mindfully."

'Have you heard the saying 'up the creek without a paddle?' '

'I'm going to suggest a stock that has outperformed the market for the last three hours.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'