Market Watcher Gifts

'Stocks dropped on news that the only certainty in life is 'uncertainty'.'

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

'Hardly worth blowing down.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"One day this will all be outsourced."

'I'm going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since this afternoon.'

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I couldn't help but notice that your condition fluctuates according to the bond market.'

"This is what I wanted to show you, Gentlemen - a wonderful buying opportunity"

Famous Last Words

falling oil prices bargain barrel

Half Price Oil Barrels

Three great regrets.

'Stocks rise on news that there's no other place to put your money - after interest rates hit rock bottom.'

World Economic Crisis.

'Here's a rundown of today's stock prices...citizen uprisings...paradigm shifts...'

Economy - USA.

"You've lost the firm thousands, but it's not the end of hte world, just your career!"

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Your portfolio is down and your blood pressure is up.'

"Today's mood on Wall Street was upbeat and optimistic. No one was fined or arrested."

'Is this a bad time to ask about my investments?'

'Stocks dropped suddenly on the revelation that investors seeking to make a 'fast buck' often get burned.'

Order Book

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Have you heard the saying 'up the creek without a paddle?' '

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

'I'm going to suggest a stock that has outperformed the market for the last three hours.'

'Stop that gloating!'

Modern Art - 'Bull' graph going up / 'Bear' graph going down

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'American Dream' switches from owning to selling home.