Market Observer Gifts

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Bad News.

European signmaker: 'Obama is bad for the economy!'

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

The ups and downs of the economy in Cuba

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

At the market

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Standard And P****d.

Travel looks strong!

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'We're counting on inflation.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."