Competitive Market Observer Gifts

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

"That's not how we go about filling a C.E.O. position."

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Wall Street In Jail

"Please feel free to browse."

Chained CPI

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

Town Hall Meeting.

"Great! Another contribution to the man shortage."

'No, the strike isn't over - they're burning the company flag.'

'We're letting you go, Harlow.. But we'd like to buy book and movie rights to your work record..'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Sales company

Sign that it's an employer's job market.

'...It's all about jobs!'

Bow first.

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

"Aren't you the guy who left my company to find a better job?"

"Fake."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

US Economy

I hear you people are desperate for an accountant.

"Our family of products doesn't want you as its daddy anymore, Edwards."

'Thanks for the job offer, sir, but I'd better stick with what I'm good at.'