Competition Observer Gifts

"Show-off!"

Podium with Trap Door for 'Last' Position

"Fake."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

"Eat my dust!"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Alpha Seltzer

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'