Competition Admirer Gifts

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

First Prize!

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Tension filled the tent.

"Bravo!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Workplace Shinanigans

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Sheep striptease'.

Office Competitions

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a control freak!'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"I quit."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Hat Wars.

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."