Competition Admirer Gifts

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

First Prize!

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Putin and Zelensky

If nobody had invented graphics

Tension filled the tent.

"Bravo!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Workplace Shinanigans

'Sheep striptease'.

Office Competitions

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a control freak!'

"I quit."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Hat Wars.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"Five minutes, General."