Champion Admirer Gifts

Success Sometimes Comes in Different Guises...Top Dog....Bottom Dog.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

First Prize!

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Hot Halloween Costumes

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Superhero

Euphemistic.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Goldfish in Armour

"Has it been in your family long?"

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Sport Darwinism

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

Knight with a tap in his armour.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

Barack Obama