Champion Enthusiast Gifts

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

First Prize!

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Bradley Wiggins

"On your mark! Get set!"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Cars at the drive in.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Eight puns

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Profiles in Courage

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'