Champion Fan Gifts

Rafa Nadal

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

'I win!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

Formula.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

All Knight Diner

Naomi Osaka

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'