Championship Fan Gifts

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'God's speed.'

Smile

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I win!'

Football supporters.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Soccer Moms

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Football Stadium

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

"Foul!"

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"