Championship Fan Pillows

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'God's speed.'

Smile

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I win!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Football supporters.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Football Stadium

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Foul!"

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"