Sporting Event Fan Pillows

Jockey seat.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

At the Horse-Show.

Basketball Security Checks.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Wimbledon Queue.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Raheem Sterling

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

A man cheers

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"