Championship Admirer Pillows

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I think they're up to something.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

First Prize!

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Hillary Clinton

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Castle Efficiency

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Nelson Mandela

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

What a moon set.

'Is that the trebuchet?'

Martin Luther King Jr.

"This new guy's really good!"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Goldfish in Armour

"Has it been in your family long?"