Batting Champion Admirer Pillows

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Vampire Bat

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The next damn Batman.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Bat

Euphemistic.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Charlotte Rampling

Cricket

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

Winston Churchill

"I do feel a lot better since I passed it on, thanks!"

'So then I tell him, be a bat! No one is going to be afraid of anybody called moth man!'