Retro Champion Admirer Pillows

Jack Johnson

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Elton John

Hillary Clinton

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Geri Halliwell.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

Social Struggles

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Nelson Mandela

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'