Retro Champion Admirer Gifts

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Grandfather Clock

Hillary Clinton

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Social Struggles

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Nelson Mandela

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Computer Address Book.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Portrait Gallery