Championship Admirer Gifts

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'I think they're up to something.'

First Prize!

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Hillary Clinton

Knight walking a dog.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Castle Efficiency

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Nelson Mandela

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

Jack Johnson

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Naomi Osaka

'Is that the trebuchet?'

"This new guy's really good!"

What a moon set.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Has it been in your family long?"