Crown Admirer Gifts

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"Has it been in your family long?"

Meghan Markle gives birth to a Baby Boy

'Don't try to pull that 'credible deniability' stuff on me!'

'Knock off the between-feast snacking.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Swiss army knife

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Princess Anne

Car joust.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'