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Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"Has it been in your family long?"

Meghan Markle gives birth to a Baby Boy

'Don't try to pull that 'credible deniability' stuff on me!'

'Knock off the between-feast snacking.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Swiss army knife

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Princess Anne

Car joust.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Nevermore."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'