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'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Medieval headlines.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

The Loneliness of Power

'You learned WHAT about me in history class?'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

Queen Anne

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.