Crown Enthusiasts Gifts

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'The Burrito King.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

The Loneliness of Power

Queen Anne

'You learned WHAT about me in history class?'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat