Crown And Cape Enthusiasts Gifts

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'The Burrito King.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduate

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Zumma Cum Laude

I love my cape

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Superman's laundry

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Graduate.

"Has it been in your family long?"

'And what do you do?'

Resumes

"I didn't know you had a minor."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Is there more to being undead than chasing women? What am I really trying to hide by wearing a cape? Maybe I should give garlic another chance. For a vampire, Vlad was surprisingly reflective.

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Graduation.