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Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'The Burrito King.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Graduate

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Zumma Cum Laude

I love my cape

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"Has it been in your family long?"

Graduate.

'And what do you do?'

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Resumes

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

Superheroes.

Graduation.

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