Crown Admirers Pillows

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The Burrito King.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

clown fish

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Ethelred II

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Coventry Carol

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Any apologies for absence?"

'And what do you do?'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

God save the Queen.

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"