Crown Admirers Pillows

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The Burrito King.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Any apologies for absence?"

Coventry Carol

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Ethelred II

'And what do you do?'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

God save the Queen.

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

The Queen