Queen Admirers Pillows

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Harriet Walter

"Nevermore."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Not till you're sixteen.'