Queen Admirers Pillows

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Harriet Walter

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"And to think he started in accounting."