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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

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'The Burrito King.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"The knights of the round accent table"

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"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

The Loneliness of Power

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'And what do you do?'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Early Goths.

Graduation.

"There goes your knighthood."

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

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'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'