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Cipriani- Heir to The Throne.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

Jack Gleeson

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"The knights of the round accent table"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

The Loneliness of Power

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'And what do you do?'

"Has it been in your family long?"

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Early Goths.

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

Crown Jewels

Graduation.

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

"There goes your knighthood."

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.