Crown Wearer Pillows

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Queen.

The Queen

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

Graduate of 2021

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

The Loneliness of Power

Royal Picnic

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'Strange as it may seem, you have the common cold.'

The King Of L.A.

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"Has it been in your family long?"

'And what do you do?'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.