Kingdoms And Crowns Lover Pillows

Three Kings

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

TV jester.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Surprise!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The Burrito King.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Weak Knights

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Parsifal

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'

'How did your 'get tough on crime' speech go?'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

Richard I of England

'Well, looking back, I suppose it was a mistake to sue the king.'

Royal Fridge Magnet

'This isn't either for my own good!'

Toady of the Month.

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

'Let the good times roll.'

Queen

'Your work-release application has been approved -- you start tomorrow as the Crown Prince's whipping boy.'