Kingdom Story Lover Pillows

'That's Ludwig II, not Ludwig JUNIOR!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"What did Jesus order?"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Fairy tale

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What good is power if you don't use it?"