Kingdom Enthusiast Pillows

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Well, you did say you wanted to boost user engagement."

ASSASSINS WILL BE PROSECUTED!

'Have I made myself understood?'

'The Burrito King.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'What do you mean, 'Is the head of the household in?''

'Boyyy,who was that?!' 'King Thomas, the 3rd. Donnshire's newest ruler.'

''Habeas Corpus'? Don't get all utopian on me!'

Toady of the Month.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance the budget.'

'It's Henry VIII -- he wants us to fix him up again!'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"He's a guard dog."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Czarcasm

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'