Kingdom Stories Fan Pillows

Edward the Elder

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Moby Dick

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'The Saxon King' pub

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Cat king.

Medieval headlines.

Ask A Silly Question.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

King Richard I

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."