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Barristers

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Time for Tea!

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

Cat king.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

King Richard I

Pikey and Chav.

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Socks and Sandals

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Queen reigning.

All British Space Mission

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"