Kingdom Culture Fan Mugs

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Barristers

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Time for Tea!

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Cat king.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

King Richard I

Pikey and Chav.

Socks and Sandals

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'I seek an audience with the king.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Queen reigning.

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."