Kingdom Aficionados Mugs

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'This isn't either for my own good!'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"She wishes to range free!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'The Saxon King' pub

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Cat king.

Medieval headlines.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

The Royal Wii.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"I welcome the discussion."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'