Kingdom Aficionados Prints

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'This isn't either for my own good!'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"She wishes to range free!"

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'The Saxon King' pub

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Cat king.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"I welcome the discussion."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cat with Crown.