Kingdom Admirer Prints

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You'll thank me for this some day -- I'll keep you up there until you DO!'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Swiss army knife

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Car joust.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Jester Surgeon

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Medieval headlines.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"