Kingdom Admirer Gifts

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You'll thank me for this some day -- I'll keep you up there until you DO!'

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

Swiss army knife

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Princess Anne

Car joust.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Jester Surgeon

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Nevermore."

Remarkably Richmond

Medieval headlines.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'