Monarchy Admirer Gifts

Charles I

Henry VIII

Caricature: The Queen

Prince Andrew

King Henry VI

Prince Philip

Prince Philip

Royal Baby - A Future King.

"Him? He's the guy who would actually vote for you if we lived in a democracy."

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Forget the horse, I'll go by Longshanks's pony.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'The best part about being a king is that you can name your own salary.'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

King Edward V

Knut Sveinsson

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

'He's expecting a big foreign aid check.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince