Monarchy Lover Gifts

Prince of Wales' Health Scare

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Lady Jane Grey

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

UK dissolution

Charles I

Elizabeth I

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'How about a game of cards?'

The Queen

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Henry VIII

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

"You might try avuncular."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

"Take me to your leader"

Queen Elizabeth II

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'