Monarchy Enthusiasts Gifts

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

King with slogan: Tyranny Is A Way of Life!

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

UK dissolution

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

The Queen

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

Henry I of England

King James I

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

King

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

"You might try avuncular."