Monarchy Enthusiast Gifts

The Queen

"Sire, the transition team is here to chop off your head."

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

Prince Harry

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'It's a queen? You mean you can tell that about him already?'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

Queen Elizabeth II

"I just got the word from the Pope - We've go ttwo weeks to comply with the Nicene Creed."

Inviolability of the King in Spain

Yeoman of The Guard releasing prisoner.

'Treason!'

'Sounds like a good system to me.'

Mudslinging.

Heir Bag.

Edward VIII

'Trust me - representation would just make taxation WORSE.'

King John

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

"You wouldn't have spoken to me like that before I abdicated."

King Charles III

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Elizabeth II

Lady Jane Grey

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

UK dissolution