Monarchy Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

UK dissolution

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

The Queen

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

Queen Elizabeth II

Monarch trapped within his sovreignty

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'